Apathy.net - technology

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john — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:17:00 -0400

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called brightness, but it doesn't work.

— unknown

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john — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:43:32 -0500

Never let any mechanical device know you're in a hurry.

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john — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:46:52 -0400

For a list of the ways which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3.

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The Simpsons Quote

john — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:45:45 -0400

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

— Homer Simpson

Pinky and The Brain Quote

john — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:44:46 -0400

Brain: It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?
Pinky: Ummm... the rubber band?
Brain: The Workings of you mind are a mystery to me Pinky.

— Pinky and The Brain