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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kick-boxing.
— unknown
[ computers | humor | sports | unknown ]
The generation of random numbers is much too important to be left to chance.
— unknown
[ computers | humor | irony | unknown ]
The faults in bad software can be so subtle as to be practically theological.
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[ computers | humor | unknown ]
Computers run on smoke. If it leaks out, they don't work.
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[ computers | humor | unknown ]
A computer is a genie that can grant any wish. The catch is that you must express your wish exactly, in binary.
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[ computers | humor | unknown ]
Linux *is* user friendly. It's not idiot-friendly or fool-friendly!
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[ computers | humor | linux | unknown ]
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
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[ computers | humor | unknown ]
Serial Port - Where ships come to deliver their tasty breakfast morsels.
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If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashes ... oh wait, he does.
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[ computers | humor | unknown ]
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, but not tried it.
— Donald Knuth
[ computers | Donald Knuth | humor ]
UNIX - Not just for Vestal Virgins anymore.
— Daniel Hobbs
[ computers | Daniel Hobbs | humor ]
I guess some people never change. Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back.
— Homer Simpson
[ change | humor | The Simpsons ]
Oh, Marge, cartoons don't have any deep meaning. They're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.
— Homer Simpson
[ cartoons | humor | irony | The Simpsons ]
You can't judge a book by its movie.
— unknown
[ books | humor | unknown ]
The worst book in a trilogy is the forth.
— unknown
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