humor
Brain: It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob.
Pinky: You have no idea.
Pinky, you've left the lens cap of your mind on again.
[ humor | intelligence | Pinky and The Brain ]
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
[ gambling | humor | irony | The Simpsons | work ]
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
[ food | humor | sex | The Simpsons ]
D'oh! Nuts! Mmmm... Donuts.
[ food | humor | The Simpsons ]
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
[ family | humor | Jack Nicholson ]
My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd elect me, I'd make them pay.
[ elections | humor | The Simpsons ]
A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon.
[ death | humor | Steel City News ]
Mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to extinction. Let us pray we choose correctly.
[ cynicism | humor | life | Woody Allen ]
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
[ cynicism | George Bernard Shaw | humor ]
