If a duckling is a small duck, I'm canceling my order of dumplings.
— Evo Terra
Politics is like driving...if you want to go backwards, choose R. If you want to move forward, choose D.
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called brightness, but it doesn't work.
Some people have a way with words, and some people, um, thingy.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat is bad for you.
Psychodelic drugs cause paranoia, confusion, and total loss of reality in politicians that have never taken them.
People will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time they will pick themselves up and carry on.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is safer to harass rich women than biker gangs.
Honest is the best policy, but insanity is the better defense
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