The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.
— George Eliot
[ George Eliot | wisdom | work | world ]
Work for something because it is good, not just because it stands a chance to succeed.
— Vaclav Havel
[ good | Vaclav Havel | work ]
Can't come to work today. Voices in my head said to stay home and clean the guns.
— unknown
[ humor | unknown | work ]

Smithers: Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at work?
Homer: I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I did. I don't remember what it was, so I'm watching TV.

— The Simpsons

[ humor | The Simpsons | work ]
Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?
— Homer Simpson
[ humor | The Simpsons | work ]
You heard me, I won't be in for the rest of the week. ... I told you! My baby beat me up! ... No, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up. ...
— Homer Simpson
[ humor | The Simpsons | work ]
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
— Homer Simpson
[ humor | life | The Simpsons | work ]
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
— Homer Simpson
[ gambling | humor | irony | The Simpsons | work ]
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