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You can't be a figment of my imagination -- I'd have done a better job.
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Until someone debugs reality, the best I can do is a quick patch here and there.
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I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and am therefore excused from saving universes.
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I don't take up more than my share of space -- my share's bigger than yours, that's all.
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Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers.
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I've suffered enough. When does by art improve?
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
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[ appearance | humor | sex | unknown ]
I could have gone for beauty or charm, but instead I went for strange.
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This isn't hell. This is where you're sent when you've been bad in hell.
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Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.
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[ angst | humor | life | unknown ]
The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system.
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[ computers | humor | unknown ]
On the other hand, you have five fingers.
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Few things are as ego-boosting as being kicked out of an anarchy convention for unruly behavior.
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No matter who you vote for, the government gets elected.
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When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
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