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Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kick-boxing.
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The generation of random numbers is much too important to be left to chance.
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The faults in bad software can be so subtle as to be practically theological.
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Computers run on smoke. If it leaks out, they don't work.
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A computer is a genie that can grant any wish. The catch is that you must express your wish exactly, in binary.
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Linux *is* user friendly. It's not idiot-friendly or fool-friendly!
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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
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Serial Port - Where ships come to deliver their tasty breakfast morsels.
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If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashes ... oh wait, he does.
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You can't judge a book by its movie.
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The worst book in a trilogy is the forth.
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Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
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If you've never said "excuse me" to a parking meter or bashed your shins on a fireplug, you're probably wasting too much valuable reading time.
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Dullard - someone who can open an encyclopedia or dictionary and only read what they'd planned to.
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