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Would it be racist to build a robot to look like a black person? Would it be racist not to?
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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
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It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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Life is a deadly, sexually-transmitted disease.
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I can tell you the meaning of life, but you have to promise not to laugh.
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All extremists should be taken out and shot.
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Sarcasm? What's that?
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Ask me about my vow of silence!
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The Internet's sole purpose is to get porn and bomb making plans into the hands of children.
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege.
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There are no stupid questions, however there are alot of inquisitive idiots.
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When Gerber first started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as here in the USA - with the cute baby on the label. Later they found out that in Africa companies routinely put pictures on the label of what is inside since most people can not read.
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My parents put us to sleep by tossing us up in the air. Of course, you have to have low ceilings for this method to work.
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I am ready to meet my Maker -- whether my Maker is ready for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!" ...until you can find a rock.
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