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I will continue to be an impossible person as long as those who are now possible remain possible.
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Does it have enhanced IR vision, a particle-beam weapon with target acquisition. highly amplified arm/leg systems, self-contained atmosphere, and a small nuclear plant? Not much of a "power-suit", is it?
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Being a pain-in-the-ass is a prerogative of the creative mind.
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Life is a holiday in the same way glass is a liquid.
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Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.

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You cannot achieve the impossible unless you attempt the absurd.
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Never let any mechanical device know you're in a hurry.
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Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then, if he doesn't like what you've said, he's a mile away and barefoot.
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People are to be loved and things are to be used... Immorality occurs, when things are loved and people are used.
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rhetoric - a label used by the intellectually dishonest to dismiss valid points which they are incapable of countering.
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Can't come to work today. Voices in my head said to stay home and clean the guns.
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For a list of the ways which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3.
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If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position.
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Barbie doesn't come with Ken, she comes with GI Joe -- she fakes it with Ken.
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The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 326 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean God doesn't love heterosexuals -- He just thinks they need more supervision.
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