I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called brightness, but it doesn't work.

— unknown

[ humor | intelligence | technology | unknown ]
Never let any mechanical device know you're in a hurry.
— unknown
[ advice | humor | technology | unknown ]
For a list of the ways which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3.
— unknown
[ humor | technology | unknown ]
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
— Homer Simpson
[ humor | technology | The Simpsons ]

Brain: It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?
Pinky: Ummm... the rubber band?
Brain: The Workings of you mind are a mystery to me Pinky.

— Pinky and The Brain

[ humor | Pinky and The Brain | technology ]
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