If you can't trust a woman with a choice, how can you trust her with a baby?
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If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position.
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Barbie doesn't come with Ken, she comes with GI Joe -- she fakes it with Ken.
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Homer: When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters always want'n more... more... MORE! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return.
Bart: Like what?
Homer: I'll tell you when you're older.

— Bart Simpson & Homer Simpson

[ humor | sex | The Simpsons ]
The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 326 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean God doesn't love heterosexuals -- He just thinks they need more supervision.
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Life is a deadly, sexually-transmitted disease.
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[ humor | life | sex | unknown ]
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
— Homer Simpson
[ food | humor | sex | The Simpsons ]
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
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