money

Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
— Homer Simpson
[ humor | money | The Simpsons ]

[Homer searches under the couch for a peanut]
Homer: Hmm...ow, pointy! Eww, slimy. Oh, moving! Ah-ha! Oh, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

— The Simpsons

[ humor | money | The Simpsons ]
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
— Earl Wilson
[ Earl Wilson | humor | life | money ]
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