life

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
— unknown
[ humor | life | unknown ]
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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[ humor | life | unknown ]
Life is a deadly, sexually-transmitted disease.
— unknown
[ humor | life | sex | unknown ]
I can tell you the meaning of life, but you have to promise not to laugh.
— unknown
[ humor | life | unknown ]
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
— Homer Simpson
[ humor | life | The Simpsons | work ]
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
— Earl Wilson
[ Earl Wilson | humor | life | money ]
If you are falling off of a mountain, you may as well try to fly.
— John Sheridan
[ Babylon 5 | life ]
Mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to extinction. Let us pray we choose correctly.
— Woody Allen
[ cynicism | humor | life | Woody Allen ]
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
— unknown
[ computers | humor | life | unknown ]
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.
— unknown
[ angst | humor | life | unknown ]
Life should consist of at least fifty percent pure waste of time and the rest in doing what you please.
— unknown
[ advice | humor | life | unknown ]
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