irony

All extremists should be taken out and shot.
— unknown
[ humor | irony | unknown ]
Sarcasm? What's that?
— unknown
[ humor | irony | unknown ]
Ask me about my vow of silence!
— unknown
[ humor | irony | unknown ]

Uh, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time. Just like that rain forest scare a few years back: our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didn't they?

— Homer Simpson

[ humor | irony | problems | The Simpsons ]
Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14 percent of all people know that.
— Homer Simpson
[ humor | irony | math | The Simpsons ]
Well! I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy. I'm going to go right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba... [gets into bed] Eh, good-night.
— Homer Simpson
[ humor | irony | The Simpsons ]
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
— Homer Simpson
[ gambling | humor | irony | The Simpsons | work ]
The generation of random numbers is much too important to be left to chance.
— unknown
[ computers | humor | irony | unknown ]
Oh, Marge, cartoons don't have any deep meaning. They're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.
— Homer Simpson
[ cartoons | humor | irony | The Simpsons ]
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. "Bart is a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and TV...is.
— Homer Simpson
[ alcohol | beer | humor | irony | The Simpsons ]
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