intelligence

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called brightness, but it doesn't work.

— unknown

[ humor | intelligence | technology | unknown ]
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
— Albert Einstein
[ Albert Einstein | intelligence ]
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
— Mark Twain
[ humor | intelligence | Mark Twain | politics ]
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege.
— unknown
[ humor | intelligence | unknown ]
There are no stupid questions, however there are alot of inquisitive idiots.
— unknown
[ humor | intelligence | unknown ]
Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more! [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T...
— Homer Simpson
[ humor | intelligence | The Simpsons ]

Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. [cheerily] The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.

— Bart Simpson & Homer Simpson

[ humor | intelligence | The Simpsons ]

Brain: It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob.
Pinky: You have no idea.

— Pinky and The Brain

[ humor | intelligence | Pinky and The Brain ]
Pinky, you've left the lens cap of your mind on again.
— The Brain
[ humor | intelligence | Pinky and The Brain ]
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
— Albert Einstein
[ Albert Einstein | intelligence ]
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