food

If a duckling is a small duck, I'm canceling my order of dumplings.

Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat is bad for you.

When Gerber first started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as here in the USA - with the cute baby on the label. Later they found out that in Africa companies routinely put pictures on the label of what is inside since most people can not read.

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

D'oh! Nuts! Mmmm... Donuts.