computers

If cars had followed the same development path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

What's the difference between a used car salesman and someone who sells computers? A used car salesman knows he's lying -- and can drive.

Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kick-boxing.

The generation of random numbers is much too important to be left to chance.

The faults in bad software can be so subtle as to be practically theological.

Computers run on smoke. If it leaks out, they don't work.

A computer is a genie that can grant any wish. The catch is that you must express your wish exactly, in binary.

Linux *is* user friendly. It's not idiot-friendly or fool-friendly!

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.

Serial Port - Where ships come to deliver their tasty breakfast morsels.

If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashes ... oh wait, he does.

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, but not tried it.

UNIX - Not just for Vestal Virgins anymore.

The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system.