beer

To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
— Homer Simpson
[ alcohol | beer | humor | The Simpsons ]

Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer?
Homer: Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.

— Bart Simpson & Homer Simpson

[ alcohol | beer | humor | The Simpsons ]
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
— Homer Simpson
[ alcohol | beer | humor | sports | The Simpsons ]
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. "Bart is a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and TV...is.
— Homer Simpson
[ alcohol | beer | humor | irony | The Simpsons ]
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
— Homer Simpson
[ alcohol | beer | humor | The Simpsons ]
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
— Homer Simpson
[ alcohol | beer | humor | The Simpsons ]
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