attitude

I will continue to be an impossible person as long as those who are now possible remain possible.
— unknown
[ attitude | humor | unknown ]
Does it have enhanced IR vision, a particle-beam weapon with target acquisition. highly amplified arm/leg systems, self-contained atmosphere, and a small nuclear plant? Not much of a "power-suit", is it?
— unknown
[ attitude | humor | unknown ]
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
— Ronald Reagan
[ attitude | humor | president | Ronald Reagan ]
You can't be a figment of my imagination -- I'd have done a better job.
— unknown
[ attitude | humor | unknown ]
Until someone debugs reality, the best I can do is a quick patch here and there.
— unknown
[ attitude | humor | power | religion | unknown ]
I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and am therefore excused from saving universes.
— unknown
[ attitude | humor | unknown ]
I don't take up more than my share of space -- my share's bigger than yours, that's all.
— unknown
[ attitude | humor | unknown ]
Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers.
— unknown
[ attitude | humor | unknown ]

Pinky: Gee, Brain, what are you doing over there?
Brain: Pondering your afterlife, Pinky.

— Pinky and The Brain

[ angst | attitude | humor | Pinky and The Brain ]
Few things are as ego-boosting as being kicked out of an anarchy convention for unruly behavior.
— unknown
[ anarchy | attitude | humor | unknown ]
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